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Wednesday, 11 July 2012

The Darwin Creationist Twit Award 2012


The coveted Darwin Creationist Twit Award is awarded annually for the Twitter tweet by a creationist which, by it's utter ignorant stupidity, is judged to have done most to reduce the incidence of the creationist meme in the human meme pool, so improving the overall fitness of human culture.

Judging will be by popular vote early in October 2012. If no clear winner, there will be a vote off of the top two or three contenders.

Add your candidate tweets in the comment section. They'll go into the body of the blog in due course.

Please supply
  • Your name or Twitter user name
  • User name of creationist tweeter
  • Date and time of tweet
  • The tweet
  • A sentence or two in support of your submission (optional).
Self-promotion will not be accepted (well, it IS about creationists so some of them might think nomination is an achievement).

Closing date: 10th October 2012

Last year's worthy candidates may be enjoyed here: Darwin Creationist Award 2011

2012 Growing candidate list:
EntryDetailsCandidate Tweet
1 Candidate: @BassimaAlamii

11 July 2012 23:39
RT @MsGrumpy: RT@BassimaAlami: @MsGrumpy @rnistuk u guys are proving YOUR uneducated. I'm gaining the best education. Thanks to God.

Sumitted by: @RosaRibicondior

This candidate has blocked me. If anyone can supply an image of the original, please tweet me a copy @RosaRibicondior
2 Candidate: @fxmikey

28 June 2012 1238
Why is woman the weaker sex (physically) than men? Why should it be like this? Refutes Evolution!! #atheist #atheism #atheists

Submitted by: @logicalnarwhal

Supporting statement: This was the icing on the cake of one of the more ludicrous twitter accounts. It resulted in a very educational, as i'm sure you can imagine, chat with fxmikey and yecistruescience (or whatever he calls himself these days)... Joy.
3 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 20:18
@anarchic_teapot @CV4UK @drpaulmorgan Try reading the BIble.Which says that God is eternal, outwith time etc.Read before you assert.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
4 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 09:31
@drpaulmorgan @KeesEngels @CV4UK @anarchic_teapot Try again.He is self-existent. Not dependent on universe.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
5 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 09:08
@drpaulmorgan @Crumbsm8 @anarchic_teapot @CV4UKSomething is eternal.We say God - you say matter or nothing.God is more rational.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
6Candidate: @Absird

14 July 2012 10:33
@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as (cont) tl.gd/iapb9r

(@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as evidence of God. You see it as mere probability. I can't prove something to you that you don't want to believe)

Submtted by: @RosaRubicondior
7 Candidate: @Absird

14 July 2012 22:50
@VorianK @RosaRubicondior which? A galaxy or Boron? twitter.com/Absird/status/…

Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
8 Candidate: @Absird

15 July 2012 01:05
@RosaRubicondior You sir male yourself appear foolish


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
9 Candidate: @ConversionRadio

17 July 2012 19:07

Darwin earned his living by oppressing black people. @RosaRubicondior


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
10 Candidate: @loadsofducks

17 July 2012 11:11

I find it strange how people give evolution an intelligence as if it decides to grow wings because it decided to fly


Submitted by: 'Wayne'

(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)
11 Candidate: @loadsofducks

17 July 2012 11:06

@scouse_dot but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?


Submitted by: 'Wayne'

(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)
12 Candidate: @JesusEbook

20 July 2012 19:34

@GoldenGoonaz @rosarubicondior There is a universal dating system. #JESUS is so unique that time is reckoned BEFORE and AFTER Him 20-07-2012


Submitted by: @rosarubicondior
13Candidate: @txlnghrns80

21 July 2012 15:58

@RosaRubicondior @lavoisier_gthu so did you "evolve" from a monkey?And if so why didn't all monkeys evolve into people? #NoLiesNeeded


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
14 Candidate: @AndrewRNixon

22 July 2012 20:18

@RosaRubicondior You are a temporary cosmic accident, your life is valueless, you have no future - what are you afraid of? #atheism #Honesty


Submitted by:@RosaRubicondior
15Candidate: @MMMikeA

02 August 2012

@rosarubicondior Ark of the Covenant and the Commandment tablets, for two. And show me some respect and answer my Q: Science or religion?


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

Tweeted after repetitive requests to provide evidence for his god which he claimed to have. Apparently this may be seen in Ethiopia. It almost goes without saying that he could not explain how this evidence was authenticated and by whom, and found an excuse to break of the conversation shortly afterwards.
16Candidate: @Yiosue (Joshua Mattocks)

06 August 2012 22:05

@stooshie @j_mills116 Physical evidence of Noah's ark has been found in Turkey. Great vacation spot.

(@yiosue @j_mills116 Totally debunked. Even if that were true there wouldn't be enough room for the food for the 14 pandas alone.)

@stooshie @j_mills116 Lost their appetite in awe.

Submitted by: @@stooshie

(A couple of tweets taken together make this an outstanding candidate)

17Candidate: @QahtaniAziz

18 August 2012 10:53

In order to sense #motion, you must be away from the moving object #Soul #Life #Death #People #Atheist


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

(This must explain why we know a vehicle we are in is accelerating/decelerating then)
18Candidate: @Women_Of_Jannah

01 September 2012 16:13

You believe that we evolved from fish/ape and you think I'm insane! Don't make me laugh!!! #Atheist


Submitted By: @RosaRubicondior

No comment could give any more support to this candidate that the tweet itself hasn't already provided.
19Candidate: @DebunkEvolution

08 October 2012 17:58

#Evolution is obviously nonsense. Does air make creatures invent wings? LOL! http://t.co/IbRS4psp #science #atheism #truth #Jesus #fact


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

Two things to note here:
  1. The total lack of any understanding of what evolution is or how it works, which, with the wealth of information available, can only be wilful or feigned.
  2. The lack of confidence necessitating the inclusion of the magic hashtag '#fact' which Creationists believe turns a doubtful claim into a real fact.
No link to the actual tweet as @DebunkEvolution is so confident in his/her claims that his/her account is protected. Instead we'll have to make do with a screen clip from my Tweetdeck.
20Candidate: @jtrubo

12 October 2012 15:39

athiest u are such idiots. u believe intellgent desine by monkys but notGod ??


Submitted by: @Omnisvalidus

Nice line in spelling for someone who feels confident to pronounce an entire body of well-established science wrong and scientists idiotic.
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7 comments:

  1. George12 July 2012 at 04:24

    One picture is worth a thousand wards.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Anonymous12 July 2012 at 10:18

    Me @logicalnarwhal
    Creationist @fxmikey

    On June 28 at 1238 he said this...

    "Why is woman the weaker sex (physically) than men? Why should it be like this? Refutes Evolution!! ‪#atheist‬ ‪#atheism‬ ‪#atheists"

    https://twitter.com/fxmikey/statuses/218322480044064768

    This was the icing on the cake of one of the more ludicrous twitter accounts. It resulted in a very educational, as i'm sure you can imagine, chat with fxmikey and yecistruescience (or whatever he calls himself these days)... Joy.

    ReplyDelete
  3. drpaulmorgan12 July 2012 at 21:58

    Me: @drpaulmorgan
    Creationist: @SolasCpc

    https://twitter.com/SolasCpc/status/221549191162380288
    https://twitter.com/SolasCpc/status/221536826983321600
    https://twitter.com/SolasCpc/status/221531107093528576

    These are just a few examples of this one's "evidence" for creation.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Wayne17 July 2012 at 13:08

    https://twitter.com/loadsofducks/status/225186024899358721
    Mr Duck ‏@loadsofducks
    I find it strange how people give evolution an intelligence as if it decides to grow wings because it decided to fly

    https://twitter.com/loadsofducks/status/225184783465062400
    Mr Duck ‏@loadsofducks
    @scouse_dot but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Stooshie6 August 2012 at 23:22

    Here's one:

    Your name or Twitter user name: Andrew Wilson (@Stooshie)

    User name of creationist tweeter: Joshua Mattocks (‏@Yiosue)

    Date and time of tweet: 2012/08/06 11:09

    The tweet (3 tweets)
    @Stooshie @j_mills116 Physical evidence of Noah's ark has been found in Turkey. Great vacation spot.

    @Yiosue @J_Mills116 Totally debunked. Even if that were true there wouldn't be enough room for the food for the 14 pandas alone.

    Joshua Mattocks ‏@Yiosue
    @Stooshie @j_mills116 Lost their appetite in awe.


    A sentence or two in support of your submission (optional): Do I need to say anything? LOL!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Anonymous15 September 2012 at 01:38

    //Rosa Rubicondior @RosaRubicondior 22 Jul 12

    @AndrewRNixon those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. Luke 19:27 #Atheism//

    I still have an article coming your way to show your classic proof texting, such as the above. Rosa, you're legendary.

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    Replies
    1. Rosa Rubicondior15 September 2012 at 11:42

      Razorswift

      I don't see how this qualifies as a candidate for the Darwin Creationist Twit 2012 Award as it was not posted by a creationist.

      Can you clarify, please?

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