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Friday, 12 October 2012

Time To Vote For The Darwin Creationist Twit Award

So the final list of candidates is now complete, albeit with one late entry which was too good to be left out.

Vote by commenting below. By all means canvass for your candidate but only one person, one vote please.

Note to candidates: You should not vote as your vote will not count for yourself but trying to do so might well improve your chances of winning by showing people you think the award is an honour.

Remember, folks, the award if for the best candidate who by a tweet so outstandingly moronic that it helps to reduce the meme of creationism in the human meme pool.

There are 20 outstanding candidates:

Candidate No.DetailsCandidate Tweet
1 Candidate: @BassimaAlamii

11 July 2012 23:39
RT @MsGrumpy: RT@BassimaAlami: @MsGrumpy @rnistuk u guys are proving YOUR uneducated. I'm gaining the best education. Thanks to God.

Sumitted by: @RosaRibicondior

This candidate has blocked me. If anyone can supply an image of the original, please tweet me a copy @RosaRibicondior

(This excellent candidate seems to have taken his account down. Maybe he's plucked up the courage to read a science book. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume this outstanding piece of self-defeating stupidity has also been disowned.)
2 Candidate: @fxmikey

28 June 2012 1238
Why is woman the weaker sex (physically) than men? Why should it be like this? Refutes Evolution!! #atheist #atheism #atheists

Submitted by: @logicalnarwhal

Supporting statement: This was the icing on the cake of one of the more ludicrous twitter accounts. It resulted in a very educational, as i'm sure you can imagine, chat with fxmikey and yecistruescience (or whatever he calls himself these days)... Joy.
3 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 20:18
@anarchic_teapot @CV4UK @drpaulmorgan Try reading the BIble.Which says that God is eternal, outwith time etc.Read before you assert.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
4 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 09:31
@drpaulmorgan @KeesEngels @CV4UK @anarchic_teapot Try again.He is self-existent. Not dependent on universe.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
5 Candidate: @SolasCpc

7 July 2012 09:08
@drpaulmorgan @Crumbsm8 @anarchic_teapot @CV4UKSomething is eternal.We say God - you say matter or nothing.God is more rational.

Submitted by: @drpaulmorgan
6Candidate: @Absird

14 July 2012 10:33
@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as (cont) tl.gd/iapb9r

(@RosaRubicondior Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as evidence of God. You see it as mere probability. I can't prove something to you that you don't want to believe)

Submtted by: @RosaRubicondior
7 Candidate: @Absird

14 July 2012 22:50
@VorianK @RosaRubicondior which? A galaxy or Boron?

Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

8 Candidate: @Absird

15 July 2012 01:05
@RosaRubicondior You sir male yourself appear foolish


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
9 Candidate: @ConversionRadio

17 July 2012 19:07

Darwin earned his living by oppressing black people. @RosaRubicondior


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
10 Candidate: @loadsofducks

17 July 2012 11:11

I find it strange how people give evolution an intelligence as if it decides to grow wings because it decided to fly


Submitted by: 'Wayne'

(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)

11 Candidate: @loadsofducks

17 July 2012 11:06

@scouse_dot but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?


Submitted by: 'Wayne'

(@loadsofducks may be a troll account. Seems to have re-surfaced after deleting an earlier account.)

12 Candidate: @JesusEbook

20 July 2012 19:34

@GoldenGoonaz @rosarubicondior There is a universal dating system. #JESUS is so unique that time is reckoned BEFORE and AFTER Him 20-07-2012


Submitted by: @rosarubicondior
13Candidate: @txlnghrns80

21 July 2012 15:58

@RosaRubicondior @lavoisier_gthu so did you "evolve" from a monkey?And if so why didn't all monkeys evolve into people? #NoLiesNeeded


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior
14 Candidate: @AndrewRNixon

22 July 2012 20:18

@RosaRubicondior You are a temporary cosmic accident, your life is valueless, you have no future - what are you afraid of? #atheism #Honesty


Submitted by:@RosaRubicondior

15Candidate: @MMMikeA

02 August 2012

@rosarubicondior Ark of the Covenant and the Commandment tablets, for two. And show me some respect and answer my Q: Science or religion?


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

Tweeted after repetitive requests to provide evidence for his god which he claimed to have. Apparently this may be seen in Ethiopia. It almost goes without saying that he could not explain how this evidence was authenticated and by whom, and found an excuse to break of the conversation shortly afterwards.
16Candidate: @Yiosue (Joshua Mattocks)

06 August 2012 22:05

@stooshie @j_mills116 Physical evidence of Noah's ark has been found in Turkey. Great vacation spot.

(@yiosue @j_mills116 Totally debunked. Even if that were true there wouldn't be enough room for the food for the 14 pandas alone.)

@stooshie @j_mills116 Lost their appetite in awe.

Submitted by: @@stooshie

(A couple of tweets taken together make this an outstanding candidate)


17Candidate: @QahtaniAziz

18 August 2012 10:53

In order to sense #motion, you must be away from the moving object #Soul #Life #Death #People #Atheist


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

(This must explain why we know a vehicle we are in is accelerating/decelerating then)
18Candidate: @Women_Of_Jannah

01 September 2012 16:13

You believe that we evolved from fish/ape and you think I'm insane! Don't make me laugh!!! #Atheist


Submitted By: @RosaRubicondior

No comment could give any more support to this candidate that the tweet itself hasn't already provided.
19Candidate: @DebunkEvolution

08 October 2012 17:58

#Evolution is obviously nonsense. Does air make creatures invent wings? LOL! http://t.co/IbRS4psp #science #atheism #truth #Jesus #fact


Submitted by: @RosaRubicondior

Two things to note here:
  1. The total lack of any understanding of what evolution is or how it works, which, with the wealth of information available, can only be wilful or feigned.
  2. The lack of confidence necessitating the inclusion of the magic hashtag '#fact' which Creationists believe turns a doubtful claim into a real fact.
No link to the actual tweet as @DebunkEvolution is so confident in his/her claims that his/her account is protected. Instead we'll have to make do with a screen clip from my Tweetdeck.
20Candidate: @jtrubo

12 October 2012 15:39

athiest u are such idiots. u believe intellgent desine by monkys but notGod ??


Submitted by: @Omnisvalidus

Nice line in spelling for someone who feels confident to pronounce an entire body of well-established science wrong and scientists idiotic.



Vote with candidate number in comment section, please.


17 comments:

  1. Troll or not, Mr. Duck's comment on ears was amazing in it's idiocy. I vote #11.

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  2. I vote 20, for the spelling and logic

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  3. All of these are incredibly stupid, but you said "so outstandingly moronic that it helps to reduce the meme of creationism in the human meme pool", so I decided to go with the one whose stupidity is most immediately obvious even to a person with no specialized knowledge -- Absird #7. Even a little kid who's read nothing but a basic children's book on science could tell instantly that that's a galaxy and not an atom.

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  4. #2 for the sheer fallacy he bases it on... weaker sex, indeed!

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  5. @matttammar I'd vote 1, if the account were still active, so I vote 11

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  6. Gotta be no7. Presenting a picture of a galaxy and questioning why scientists think the universe is shaped like an atom! Takes ignorance to a whole new level. Genius.

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    1. It was the picture of the galaxy asking if it was a galaxy or a boron atom that convinced me Absird was a parody. It was just too silly to be real.

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    2. Could be. I thought he was genuine at the time. Parodies don't normally become self-righteously indignant when cornered.

      But it says a lot that it's hard to tell parodies from the real thing when it comes to Creationists.

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  7. Methinks ducky is a Poe (and a kinda funny one at that), for pure, unadulterated ignorance I have to go with Josh #20. Come on, intellgent desine by monkys (sic)? Does he not realize what those squiggly red lines under the words on his screen mean?

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    1. The Duck is a known troll. One of the Twerts.

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  8. @carmarthenbay19 October 2012 16:24

    I have to go for @scouse_dot for saying "but how do you grow an ear if you don't know there is anything to hear?". It really got me laughing, not only because of the complete lack of understanding about how evolution works, but the also the comedy mental image of ‘growing an ear’.

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    1. To be fair to @Scouse_dot, that question was put to him by @loadsofducks

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  9. I vote for #12 because it had me laughing out loud. #15 reminds me of the conversation I had with a christian today where I kept asking, almost begging, him to point me in the direction of his proof he claimed to have of his god, jesus and the bible. He gave me nothing, only told me to read the bible because it provide all the answers we need.

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  10. I vote for #6 because that's just too funny! LOL

    Candidate: @Absird

    14 July 2012 10:33
    Incorrect. Many interpret the fact that the universe is shaped like an atom as evidence of God. You see it as mere probability. I can't prove something to you that you don't want to believe)

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  11. Don't know if winner decided yet but Absird Charles "galaxy or boron" has to be the winner. :-)

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    1. That was my favourite too but it's too late now. I should have closed the comments.

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