Sunday, 3 July 2011

The Darwin Creationist Award.

Introducing The Darwin Creationist Award.

A Darwin Creationist award candidate is a tweet from a creationist so spectacularly stupid it reduces the influence of creationism in the cultural meme pool, so advancing human cultural evolution.

Please enter suitable candidates as a comment below, including:

Tweeter’s account name
Date and time
Full Tweet

I'll add them to the blog in due course.

The following are candidates so far:

1. 03-Jul-2011 22:09 @WhySoloWhy:
 Even satan know God is real #atheist

2. 04-July-2011 20:59 @laserlytinmyeye
@chummy4life @RosaRubicondior @freethinkgeek nne m ur on point...don't mind dem goofers...d big bang is still keeping dem alive....hahahaha

3. 27-June-2011 @05212011

4. @imhOme 
obviously evolution is garbage because rocks are not conscious,

5. 07-July-2011 08:53 @davidknight63
@FlyingFree333 So how come apes at the zoo dont become human? Maybe they have 2 be jungle apes. But wait, they ain't turn'in into man either

6. 08-July-2011 13:02 @CasReeves
If we only share our faith with #Christian people how will the #atheist, #Buddist, #Muslim, #Pagan, #Evolutionist, etc hear about #Jesus?

7. 08-July-2011 22:16 @WhySoloWhy
Dear #Atheist Explain The Baby in China that falled from an 10 Story BUILDING in a Woman Arm? Yes, the Baby is still ALIVE!

8. 09-July-2011 14:38 @MissRaissa
#Fact 95% of #Atheists on twitter are racists. #Atheism

9. 09-July-2011 17??:39 @PepperGOP
@RosaRubicondior So you think the earth spontaneously combusted? Let's just start at the beginning. This is my feeble attempt to understand

10. 10-July-2011 15:47 @ChicoZoe
Fuck u and I hope u watch ur mom and grandma get raped today u piece of shit CRACKA RT @DavetheAtheist @ChicoZoe ...

11. 13-July-2011 06:25 @erichovind (In reply to my blog "Eric Hovind's Very Silly Questions")
@RosaRubicondior LOL, I can't stop Laughing! You call those answers? Wow, trying super hard to suppress the truth that you really know!

Although not strictly within rules, I feel this example from justifies a special award all of it's own:

Evangelist drowns trying to walk on water
Pastor reportedly told congregation he could repeat miracle of Jesus
Posted: August 30, 2006
6:14 pm Eastern

An evangelist who tried replicating Jesus' miracle of walking on water has reportedly drowned off the western coast of Africa.

Pastor Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle, and he attempted it from a beach in Gabon's capital of Libreville.

"He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus," an eyewitness told the Glasgow Daily Record.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat. He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."

© 2011 WND

13. @AngryUScivilian 16-July-2011 08:14 (Included for the sheer profundity of it's ignorant stupidity)
 #Atheist worship Allah and admit to wanting Christians dead, they are all for Sharia Law! #tcot

14. @simplyBNreal 1 July 2011 (Submitted by @GodsDontExist)
Why do atheist want proof there is a God when they can't prove there isn't a God?

15. 17-July-2011 14:52 @Weirdodo
@RosaRubicondior No, just looks like #Atheist are Muslim in disguise, trying to undermine Christianity, live in America, live by OUR rules!

[As my bio points out, I live in the UK]

16. @schicagos 18-July-2011 22:30
@GodsDontExist so one last time: Good and evil are distinguished by distinction. and youre a moron if you dont think so. #god #atheist

17. @Steveufc 22-July-2011 05:04
@RosaRubicondior You're a socialist piece of shit, go die the world doesn't need people like you, fucking athiest loser
[Note the inability to spell atheist making this an especially strong contender]

18. @schmoollala 20-July 2011 00:30
God only makes happy endings. If it's not happy it's not the end. If it is happy, just remember, you're gonna die really soon.
[So, live a miserable life if you want it to be a long one and never be happy or you're done for, eh?]

19. 22-July-2011 18:38 @AshtonBrit93
@RosaRubicondior you have fun burning in hell. Just because you're too stupid to believe the truth doesn't mean we care about your opinion.

20. 23-July-1845 @TheFloodsCame
@RosaRubicondior Well I guess I'm just not an idiot then. Sorry to disappoint you. Only an idiot would think that a universe creates itself.
[Has to be said though that this one had to be coached and this was the best it came up with after several abysmal efforts.]

21. 23-July-2011 22:03 @Thessaly
@RosaRubicondior Every scientific "fact" about the beginning of time is a theory cause no one saw #!@%*#. So I'll leave you to your atheism. Bless

22. 28-July-2011 21:00 @lauramzy
@RosaRubicondior i havent been judgmental. I'll defend my religion and beliefs from ignorants such as you.

[Oh! Sweet irony!]

23. @IslamNotMuslims 30-July-2011 21:00
@TroyBeast @RosaRubicondior Evidence?! Evidence doesn't prove anything, only suggests. I have proof!
[So, proof without evidence!]

24. @IslamNotMuslims 30-July-211 20:41
@RosaRubicondior "All the others"?! You silly little atheist! There's only One God! If there were more, they'd all be fighting!

25. 31-July-2011 10:03 @OhDengItsColy
Your gay for being athiest.
[Illiteracy and ignorance in so few words]

26. 31-July-2011 20:49 RT @kramerassman:
@RosaRubicondior cool lets see how far being a pentadactyls gets you when your burning in hell sinner #darwinhadsexwithmonkeys
[This in reply to my answer to his question about why humans have five fingers, which he apparently believes is a killer knock-down question for Atheism]

27. 05-August-2011 19:15 RT @American_NazBol
why is the hatred of God called "a theism"? because it requires more faith to be an atheist than a theist. #atheism

28. 09-August-2011 20:30 @gemimms
 @RosaRubicondior if atheists believed that all Christians should be put to death, would you worship them?#idiots

29. 20-Aug-2911 10:20 @jesslansdowne
 I teach my students that 9/11 was done by #atheists because true followers of "Allah" (the Muslim name for God) wouldnt kill people #atheism
[Note: the 'No True Scotsmen' fallacy, a lie and no moral qualms about blaming innocent people, all to defend religion.  And all in under 140 characters]

30. September 4th, 2011 at 11:33 PM @Frankfurt4
ATTN. all evolutionist think they came from rocks or dirt or dust or a hot steamy turd on the edge of a lake>LOL

[Note the unashamed display of crass ignorance so showing how Creationism thrives in the presence of the stupid arrogance which comes from proud ignorance].

31. 06 September 2011 21:37 @_nataleigh
I know he is the right one. Many of the other gods were just regular people who couldn't do any of the things God has done. There
(Submitted by @JoeUnseen)

32. 10 Sept 2011 04:47  @ITSDEEJAYBITCH
If your an #atheist go fuck your self you life is pointless and your dumb as hell.
[Illiteracy, condescension, impure thoughts  and hypocritical judgementalism all in one short sentence]

33. 19 Sep 2011 21:48  @shotglass49
@RosaRubicondior  perhaps if you studyed a little more U would know.  he knew U would doubt him, yet U where created..
[Illiteracy and condescension yet again]

34. 20 Sept 2011 01:02 @JeffreyHarkins
 @RosaRubicondior You know your an atheist when you kill your brother because he looks to much like a ape.
[Difficult to know where to start with this one.  Illiteracy, lies, ignorance and stupidity all in one. ]

35. (Undated) @yprimachenko
 @JoeUnseen Secondly... Every other religion their god died and has a grave... But when you go to Israel you will find His grave is empty...
(Submitted by Joe Unseen)

36. (Undated) @ImH0me
@JoeUnseen Believing stupidly w/out knowing, that ur Origin are Unconscious Dead Stones over Conscious GOD, is also an exercise of freewill.
(Submitted by Joe Unseen)

37. 26 Sep 2011 22:17  @That_0ne
 @LionheartOF Well, I hope you know Evolutionists control censorship in America so you honestly can't see good books on science.
(Submitted by @vinctee)
[A good example of one paranoid delusiona phobia, theophobia, giving rise to another paranoid delusion]

38. 26 Sep 2011 22:25 @Frankfurt4The common evolutionist probably has pictures of female monkeys playing in swamp water making poop castles. WE Still Dont Understand this
(Submitted by  @vinctee)


  1. obviously evolution is garbage because rocks are not conscious, thats one of my faves it came from te same guy who suggested suffering kids deserve it because their soul offended god eons ago :) @imhOme is his twitter. this is @blindrighteye

  2. Read @TaniaMichales TL and you will have the best candidate for The Darwin Creationist Award, in my opinion.

  3. These are all excerpts from the "Just For Laughs" Comedy Festival, right?
    07-July-2011 08:53 @davidknight63
    @FlyingFree333 So how come apes at the zoo dont become human? Maybe they have 2 be jungle apes. But wait, they ain't turn'in into man either

  4. This isn't a tweet, and it's not from a creationist either, though it is from someone who thinks that aliens made the human race. It was by email, but the claim was that (at least) human evolution can't be true, since why would chimp feet have "de-evolved" from being able to grasp branches into human feet, which are unable. Ergo, no evolution for humans.

    By the way, ridicule of stupid ideas can work wonders, but we have to be careful here. Where creationism has taken root science education is weak and unsupported. It should be the duty of the scientifically literate to improve that, not to ridicule the illiterate themselves and leave it at that. Belief in creationism is an educational failure - worth remembering.

  5. Interestingly, John Gribbin in "The First Chimpanzee" makes a case for the other two chimps evolving an arbroeal habit AFTER they diverged from Homo.

    Interesting though that your correspondent assumes evolution has an intent to evolve humans, so any deviation away from that 'goal' must be 'de-evolution'.

  6. My take on most Creationists, especially those who proseletise on social media, is that, whilst a poor education may be a factor in their ignorant stupidity, they now have no wish to learn. Indeed, most of them seem positively proud of the ignorance and determined to retain it.

    There is such a wealth of information on almost any science subject now readily and freely available that ignorance of it can only be either willful or feigned.

    My arguments are always aimed at an assumed audience rather than the individual and it is not my intention to try to educate someone who is resistant to the idea or who would see it as an intolerable intrusion upon their proud status as an evolution information virgin.

    I merely point out this stupidity to the audience.

  7. First of all, love the idea. Also, I hope this could be expanded to include blog posts, youtube videos & forum comments/debates.
    Maybe a category for each award.
    Also, you might wanna check this link out. You find two more people to add to the list & more material than required to prove it.
    Check the comments by Reo & Michael -
    You might feel sorry for Reo, I did, but then she goes on & says that she condones slavery & subjugation of of women so...

  8. Elssar.

    Thanks. Read it and some of the comments.

    She is obviously lying and never was an Atheist. It's difficult to say what she is for certain, other than an attention-seeker.

    I can honestly say that I have never met anyone who was ever a Atheist and who later converted to a theistic religion. I have met many Atheists who are also Buddhists of course. It seems some people imagine the 'I was once an Atheist' ploy is worth trying. It probably impresses people who don't know what an Atheist is and seems to be most popular as a ploy for these people.

    It's just another Judeo-Christo-Islamic lie. As these superstitions are also highly phobic in nature, I suspect lying is just another form of abject self-sacrifice intended to appease the object of their fear.

  9. "September 4th, 2011 at 11:33 PM @Frankfurt4

    ATTN. all evolutionist think they came from rocks or dirt or dust or a hot steamy turd on the edge of a lake>LOL"

    I love this one! Ignorance of evolution _and_ the bible by a Christian ???? Surely not!

    Any good text book on evolution will educate about evolution.

    However, even that biblical book of bronze age fairy tales states

    Genesis 2:7

    "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, & breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."


    Genesis 3:19

    "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return."

    Such unbelievable ignorance.

    @Frankfurt4. You are defending a position you don't understand, while simultaneously attacking a position you don't understand.

    Some advice.......

    1. Read the bible and you will quickly see its contradictions and fallacies and you will come to understand what a nasty piece of work the god described in the bible is. Don't defend it blindly. There is no god.
    2. Read up on evolution and you will see why so many in the scientific community (and far beyond) understand it to be the best explanation for the diversity of life on this planet.

  10. RT @ImH0me: @JoeUnseen Yes,there's no solid proof of GOD nor Evo of MAN. Both are beliefs. However, only IDIOTS can believe their Origin are DEAD STONES


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