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Sunday, 16 December 2012
Rosa's Laws Of Religion.
Rosa's Laws of Theodynamics.
The Zeroth Law of Theodynamics
If two religions are both in equilibrium with a third religion, they will all claim to support freedom of speech and conscience. Tweet
First Law of Theodynamics
Gods can be created out of nothing and will disappear without trace. Tweet
Second Law of Theodynamics
In an open system, religions tend to disorder and form an ever-increasing number of sects. Tweet
Third Law of Theodynamics
Gods disappear completely when the number of believers in them reaches zero. Tweet
Rosa's Laws of Theological Relativity.
First Law of General Theological Relativity
Believers invariably have the same gods as their relatives. Tweet
Second Law of General Theological Relativity
False gods are the ones your relatives don't believe in. Tweet
Third Law of General Theological Relativity
You might have nothing against people who believe in false gods but you wouldn't want your daughter to marry one. Tweet
First Law of Special Theological Relativity
The power of gods to explain expands so as to fill the ignorance available to them. Tweet
Second Law of Special Theological Relativity
The power of gods is directly proportional to the mass of their believers. Tweet
Third Law of Special Theological Relativity
Tolerance for other religions is inversely proportional to the power of a god's supporters. As their power becomes absolute their tolerance reaches zero. Tweet
Combined Law of Special Theological Relativity
Intolerance is inversely proportional to the amount of knowledge in a social system. Tweet
Rosa's Laws of Religious Inheritance.
First Law of Religious Inheritance.
Every religious individual receives just one religion from their parents. Tweet
Second Law of Religious Inheritance.
All traits of the one religion are inherited together. No mixing occurs. Tweet
Rosa's Laws of Religious Interaction.
Law of Constant Religious Conflict.
When two religions come into contact, the violence of the reaction is directly proportional to the strength of belief. May often become explosive with or without a catalyst. Tweet
Law of Magnified Difference.
When two or more religions come into contact, small differences assume major significance. Tweet
Rosa's Law of Religious Elasticity.
First Law of Religious Elasticity.
All religions believe in freedom of conscience until they acquire the power to abolish it. Tweet
Second Law Of Religious Elasticity.
Morality can stretch as far as needed to facilitate clerical privilege and church income. Tweet
Rosa's Laws of Internet Religion.
First Law Of Internet Debate.
The validity of a religious argument is inversely proportional to the number of exclamation marks following it. Tweet
Second Law of Internet Debate.
Gods forgive any lie provided you put the magic word 'FACT!' after it. Tweet
Third Law Of Internet Debate.
Gods don't mind how you behave towards people you can't see because morality only applies when people can physically hit back. Tweet
Fourth Law Of Internet Debate.
All debates can be won with passive-aggressive threats, bigoted condescension and/or indignant flounces. Tweet
Fifth Law of Internet Debate.
First one to mention Hitler, Nazis, Stalin, Mao, Communism or Pol Pot wins. No one mention Martin Luther, slavery or witch burning! Okay! Tweet
You're sharp-sighted like an eagle, Rosa. And very intelligent. Maybe that's why you're an atheist? You're able to see through all the religious bullshit.
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ReplyDeleteYou're sharp-sighted like an eagle, Rosa. And very intelligent. Maybe that's why you're an atheist? You're able to see through all the religious bullshit.
ReplyDelete"May often become explosive with or without a catalyst" ... too funny! :)
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