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Wednesday 14 September 2011
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God should've been fired a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteAnd as Victor Stenger says, this one perfect place for human life is actually pretty hostile. There are so many things that can kill god's special creation for so many trivial reasons (and that is even with capricious malevolent godly bullies around the place).
ReplyDeleteWOW ! Soo true and humorous at the same time. Guess the designer drinks a lot.
ReplyDeleteThis post is a complete exaggeration and distortion of Biblical stories. The Bible's canon was ordered to tell the story of Salvation. It starts with the Garden, people and promise of the woman and her offspring who will crush evil's head. Then it ends with people, the woman and child mentioned in Genesis, and a Garden in Heaven. May I suggest that you take a Biblical course in any University. Even Bible as Literature to get further insight.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous (Whomsoever you may be)
ReplyDeleteSo, in order to understand the Bible you need to be taught only YOUR preferred version which has been made up to get around the absurdities in the words written in it, eh?
Any thoughts on why an omniscient god made such a hash of its perfect message that it needs 'special' people to make up a different message for it?
Glad you pointed this out. It is well known that God made a mistake with the first two religions and therefore created a Third Perfect religion to replace the original designs.
ReplyDeleteAs you would expect from a designer of such quality & past perfection he took the worst bits of the first two and modified them to create a new model.
The instruction book of this new religion was to be written by a 50 year old man who could not read or write but instead relied on his 6 year old Wife to help. God got the Angel Gabrielle to pass on instructions during dreams/epileptic fits and when the Prophet awoke he told his child bride the details.
To help he provided totally inconsistent contradictory Rules within the book thus invented a work around called Abrogation "anything i say contradicting anything I said before must be considered the new truth."
To prove this new religion was peaceful the followers allow free choice about joining. You can convert or die. A simple choice and popular proving the peaceful nature.
God also provided a flying talking horse so the messenger of God could fly Hundreds if miles to Israel to ascend to heaven, claim all the holy sites as his, start 1400 years of war & be back in bed in his tent before first light to cuddle his child bride.
Such is the wisdom of God this new religion says Peace on the Label but once consumed only brings death, oppression of women & tyranny.
So brilliantly written, adding wit and common sense.
ReplyDeleteThis is really hilarious.
ReplyDeleteIf it's all part of God's divine plan, maybe it was planned obsolescence?
ReplyDelete"And its creation is still faulty, according to its followers. And it's all the design's fault, apparently!"
ReplyDelete-- Just like Microsoft Windows, then? Good-oh ...
"As a last resort, it decides to pretend to be human.."
ReplyDeleteI Love It
You should cite sources for these claims. All I read here is a presentation of misconceptions.
ReplyDeleteWhere is the "reason?" sacerdotvs.blogspot.com
I'm sorry. I had assumed that people would realise they are all from the Christian Bible. Mea culpa.
DeleteHave you never read it? It's hilarious!