Knock! Knock!Good afternoon! Have you found time in your life for Jesus?
Er... why would I need Jesus?
Because if you accept Jesus you will be saved!
Saved from what?
From pain and suffering.
I don't have any pain and suffering so what good would that do?
You will have pain and suffering if you don't accept Jesus!
So, If I accept Jesus he'll not cause me pain and suffering, otherwise he'll hurt me?
Jesus won't hurt you, he's kind and gentle and loves you, but he knows someone else who will...
Are you threatening me?
No! No! Just offering you some friendly advice. Don't say you haven't be warned...
Knock! Knock!Good afternoon! Have you got time for Big Ron?
Er... who's Big Ron?
Big Ron takes care of shop-keepers like you. If you accept him your shop won't burn down.
But my shop isn't going to burn down.
It will be if you don't accept Big Ron's protection.
So, if I accept Big Ron, he'll not burn my shop down, otherwise he will burn my shop down?
Big Ron won't burn your shop down, he's kind and gentle and loves you, but he knows someone else who will...
Are you threatening me?
No! No! Just offering you some friendly advice. Don't say you haven't been warned...
Ring! Ring!
Hello! Is that the Police? I'd like to report some protection racketeers... Yes! Jehovah's something or other... They wanted money!
Brilliant. Pascal's wager really is just the old "offer you can't refuse" applied to eternity.
ReplyDeleteI've been a lurker on your blog for some time now, and I've really enjoyed your postings so far.
Very entertaining! haha at least Big Ron doesn't punish you for thought crimes!
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